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BREAKING NEWS – Las Vegas, Nevada – Steve Harvey made a massive mistake when he accidentally crowned Miss Colombia as Miss Universe instead of the actual winner, Miss Philippines. Harvey said he re-read the card and noticed it said “first runner-up” next to the Colombia contestant’s name before he asked producers if he had made a mistake. In addition to his on-air apology, Harvey expressed contrition on social media. However, he initially misspelled the home countries of both contestants before also fixing that. His attorney announced that in early January on behalf of his client, he is filing a $100 million dollar lawsuit against Glenville High School in Cleveland, Ohio for fraudulently giving him a diploma and the false impression that he could both read and write.

Steve Harvey

• December 23, 2015


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