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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Congress plans on passing a new law that deals with the growing amount of hover boards that have spontaneously caught on fire. They want to mandate the  manufacturers to include with the product more details on the proper way to charge the batteries, a small fire extinguisher, and a brief list of foods that can be cooked on a small outdoor barbecue grill.

• 12/31/2015


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