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BREAKING NEWS – Ottawa, Canada – The new Prime Minister of Canada Liberal Justin Trudeau, doubles down on a statement he made in 2011, which is, the government should not call honour killings “barbaric”. At a press conference he promised to end a decade of divisive politics, vowing to unite his nation and embrace diversity. He went on to say, “How and why Muslim men murder their wives and daughters should be a cultural issue and not a criminal matter. Boundaries should be respected, thus, we should not tell them what is an acceptable form of an in house execution, and they shouldn’t tell us Canadians what’s the best way to play hockey.”

Justin Trudeau

• 12/31/2015


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