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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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THE DAY AFTER CHRISTMAS

Life through Blake’s eyes…

By my own admission, my sense of humor has gotten increasingly warped. For instance, because they have no way of…

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BREAKING NEWS – North Pole, Alaska – This Christmas Day, parents worldwide had to take their children to Emergency Room…

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BREAKING NEWS – Everett, Washington – Todd Kirkpatrick was interrupted by the police while trying to rob a bank and…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – A defiant President Barack Obama used a year-end interview with National Public Radio on…

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BREAKING NEWS – North Pole, Alaska – Santa Claus is currently struggling try to replace five of the eight reindeer…

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BREAKING NEWS – Pocatello, Idaho – Dalene Bowden who is an Idaho cafeteria worker has been fired for giving a…

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BREAKING NEWS – Sidney, Australia – There’s a new type of motorcycle helmet that you clip on instead of slip…

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CHRISTMAS EVE

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BREAKING NEWS – Ferguson, Missouri – Citizens in the notorious town that garnished international attention due to their rioting, say…

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BREAKING NEWS – Shah Alam, Selangor, Malaysia – Malaysian budget airline Rayani Air is the prominently Muslim country’s first sharia-compliant…

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BREAKING NEWS – Las Vegas, Nevada – Steve Harvey made a massive mistake when he accidentally crowned Miss Colombia as…

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THE SERENE GLOW FROM A CHRISTMAS TREE

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BREAKING NEWS – Wittensville, Kentucky – Though Johnson County school officials deleted a Bible passage from a student production of…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The National Organization of Women (NOW) is now objecting to the legal term “mistrial”…

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U.S. & World History

U.S. & World History – A little known fact about legendary British leader King Arthur, is he was instrumental in…

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CHRISTMAS CANDLES

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BREAKING NEWS – Genova, Italy – European travel company Costa Cruises has debuted a fleet of robots named Pepper to…

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BREAKING NEWS – Denville, New Jersey – A New Jersey woman is being sued for writing “bum” and “loser” in…

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