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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – Kalamazoo, Michigan – A convicted killer is making national headlines for filing a lawsuit against the food…

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CHRISTMAS DREAMS

Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I am a fourteen year old girl. I have been a straight “A” student my entire life, and…

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And there were shepherds living out in the fields nearby, keeping watch over their flocks at night. An angel of…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I just came up with a clever Christmas invention. I put two candy canes together, and used them to crush…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I have a wife and four kids that mean the world. But every year they create the same…

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A SNOW STORM AT DUSK

Life through Blake’s eyes…

I have been having an ongoing weird dream this holiday season. In my dream, gigantic dogs thousands of feet tall…

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BREAKING NEWS – San Bernardino, California – In the days following the Dec. 2 attack in San Bernardino, CAIR (Council…

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BREAKING NEWS – Baltimore, Maryland – After the recent peaceful protests in the streets due to a hung jury in…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Baseball Commissioner Rob Manfred announced Monday that he had rejected Pete…

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BREAKING NEWS – Hollywood, California – Plastic surgeons are now admitting, that facelifts which involves the stretching of skin, actually…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Adele has became the subject of a pretty angry petition on…

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BREAKING NEWS – Houston, Texas – The “Sagittarius A-star”, standard abbreviation is a bright and very compact astronomical radio source…

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A SNOW COVERED BRIDGE

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BREAKING NEWS – Hollywood, California – With only one day before “Star Wars: The Force Awakens” gets released nationally, morbidly…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – Bill Cosby’s attorney Monique Pressley announces that he plans to file countersuits against…

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BREAKING NEWS – Vatican City, Rome – Due to the fact that America has the most people incarcerated on earth,…

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NUTCRACKERS

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