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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – Trondheim, Norway – Researchers at the Norwegian University of Science and Technology recently conducted experiments to learn…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – The most anticipated movie release of the year — Star Wars:…

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BREAKING NEWS – Seattle, Washington – Electronic commerce giant Amazon, is now pulling hoverboards from their shelves amid fire reports….

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Mid-Winter Carol by Christina Rossetti In the bleak mid-winter Frosty wind made moan, Earth stood hard as iron, Water like a…

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BREAKING NEWS – Seattle, Washington – Just as Starbucks’ holiday cup controversy has settled down, there’s another flap brewing at…

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BREAKING NEWS – Oakbrook, Illinois – The Lego builders over at YouTube channel Astonishing Studios made a dispenser that gives…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The White House gets flooded with several million emails from 5 and 6 year…

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… and checking it twice.

Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, Christmas is almost here and I hate it! My husband, my teenage daughter, and my ten year old…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

A friend of mine was telling me about an ongoing creepy dream he keeps having. He said he would constantly…

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“But you, Bethlehem Ephrathah,     though you are small among the clans of Judah, out of you will come for me     one…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I am a very successful lawyer and my career has been flourishing for years. However, my family life…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

As I was walking in the yard of a friend’s house approaching his front door, I saw a Super Soaker…

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A VERY FROSTY FOREST

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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – In a joint letter written by representatives from former Baltimore and Ferguson protesters to…

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BREAKING NEWS – Knoxville, Tennessee – If you plan on having a Christmas party at the University of Tennessee be…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – German Chancellor Angela Merkel has been named Time’s Person of the…

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DUAL CHRISTMAS TREES

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – After conducting their own investigation, the United Nations is now backing…

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BREAKING NEWS – Gallup, New Mexico – Father Keller, vocations director with the Roman Catholic Diocese of Gallup, N.M., “grew…

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