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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Men all over America are now being added to a massive class action lawsuit…

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A MIDNIGHT STROLL

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Republican presidential front-runner Donald Trump has now called for barring all Muslims from entering…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – A family who suffered serious injuries in a fatal traffic collision involving Caitlyn…

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BREAKING NEWS – Melbourne, Florida – A burglary suspect hides in a Florida lake, where an alligator kills and eats…

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A CHRISTMAS WREATH

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BREAKING NEWS – New Haven, Connecticut – Pepperidge Farm is suing Trader Joe’s for infringing on the trademark of its…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The ACLU is now challenging NCAA football and the NFL, to refrain from throwing…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – A new intelligence report commissioned by the White House says that the ISIS terror…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Republican presidential front-runner Donald Trump suggested that he may charge CNN…

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BREAKING NEWS – Minneapolis, Minnesota – Pillsbury announces that their former spokesman Poppin’ Fresh a.k.a. the Pillsbury Dough Boy has…

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BREAKING NEWS – Bartlesville, Oklahoma – “This is not a day care. This is a university!” This was a response…

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CHRISTMAS THINGS

Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I am 20 years old. I met a woman who seems to like me. But when I asked…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

People please join me in my boycott against the Weather Channel!!! After years of research in the winter, I finally…

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BABY JESUS… MISSION ACCOMPLISHED

Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I just received the DNA test that confirmed the suspicion I have had for years, which is, my…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

A friend of mine that lives in San Diego, always brags to me at how he often beats the odds,…

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THE MOST WONDERFUL TIME OF THE YEAR!!!

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