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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – Huron, California – A suspected burglar who became stuck in the chimney of a Central California home…

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BREAKING NEWS – Atlanta, Georgia – A colder than average winter may be on the horizon for portions of the…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – An attorney representing the Democratic National Committee was in federal court filing for moral…

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A PRACTICE RUN

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BREAKING NEWS – Palo Alto, California – Beginning on January 1st, Facebook will be giving any former “friend”, the home…

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BREAKING NEWS – Houston, Texas – After a 25 year study of celebrities that have face lifts that included Cher,…

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BREAKING NEWS – Orlando, Florida – Dave George who is the CEO of Italian food restaurant Olive Garden, states that…

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CHRISTMAS MOONLIGHT BY THOMAS KINKADE 

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – America’s top-ranking military officer found himself at odds Tuesday with the nation’s commander-in-chief over…

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BREAKING NEWS – Palo Alto, California – : Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg and his wife Chan said they’ll devote nearly…

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BREAKING NEWS – San Diego, California – Earlier this month, an 80-year-old, homeless, white-bearded man was found deceased under an…

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U.S. & World History – Bing Crosby (May 3, 1903 – October 14, 1977) was an American singer and actor….

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BREAKING NEWS – Baltimore, Maryland – Outgoing Mayor Stephanie Rawlings-Blake, say she is deeply disappointed that black people that owned…

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BREAKING NEWS – North Pole, Alaska – Neighbors of Frosty the Snowman were shocked when they found out that he…

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Happy Birthday from Unconfirmed Breaking News to everyone who was born in December. Birthstone: Blue Topaz Zodiac signs: Sagittarius and…

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