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BREAKING NEWS – Tampa, Florida – Florida High School Athletic Association bans a Christian high school from praying before a championship game. “We train our students that prayer is foundational to their walk with Christ,” said Tim Euler who is the Head of Cambridge Christian. “Our faith is founded in prayer.” The FHSAA responded in writing by saying, “Praying to God gives these Christian schools an unfair advantage on the occasions they have to play against atheistic public schools. Thus, we will suspend any student who’s knees suspiciously  touches the ground even when tackled, because that in itself can suggest that the player is attempting to summon some divine intervention.”

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• 01/28/2016


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