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BREAKING NEWS – London, England – According to The Guardian, Joseph Fiennes who is a Caucasian actor will play Michael Jackson in a comedy to appear on the British channel Sky Arts. The half-hour show, called “Elizabeth, Michael & Marlon,” centers around a fabled road trip in which Jackson, Elizabeth Taylor and Marlon Brando tried to get home to Los Angeles from New York after the September 11 terrorist attacks. A growing list of blacks are condemning the upcoming show stating that Fiennes is an obvious inaccurate physical depiction of the β€œKing of Pop”, and are demanding that Sky Arts instead cast a middle aged white woman.

Michael Jackson

• 01/29/2016


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