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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – Charlottesville, Virginia – The world’s first farmers and their slash-and-burn agriculture may have set off global warming…

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BLIZZARD CONDITIONS

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – New York City had a weekend travel ban in anticipation of…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The ACLU is now demanding that the NFL immediately begins using terminology for their…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – At least one of the emails on Hillary Clinton’s private server contained extremely sensitive…

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AN EAST COAST SNOWSTORM

Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I am addicted to coffee. On the way to work, and when I get after I clock out,…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

My cousin in Mississippi is really depressed because the company which he owns that builds chicken coupes, is going out…

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Set me free from my prison, that I may praise your name. Then the righteous will gather about me because of your goodness…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I’m 30 years old, I live in Hawaii, I always have, and I have never been out of…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I am very proud of my latest product that I created. It is a small versatile camera that easily fits in…

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A SNOW COVERED COUNTRY ROAD

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BREAKING NEWS – St. Louis Missouri – Conservative commentator and author Kevin Jackson gets into a heating debate with political…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C – Demonstrators from the Black Lives Matter movement interrupted the U.S. Conference of Mayors’ meeting…

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BREAKING NEWS – Moscow, Russia – Causing international outrage, the Russian branch of Papa John’s Pizza used Joseph Stalin’s name…

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A SUBTLE PROPOSAL

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – The growing amount of evidence accumulated during the ongoing FBI investigation…

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BREAKING NEWS – Yonkers, New York – An article in Consumer Reports Magazine has announced that hoverboard manufacturers are now…

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BREAKING NEWS – Baltimore, Maryland – After a 25 year study, Johns Hopkins Hospital has concluded that lazy people live…

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A COUNTRY ROAD IN JANUARY

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