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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Attorney General Loretta Lynch confirmed to Congress that career Justice Department attorneys are working with FBI agents on the criminal investigation of Hillary Clinton’s email practices and the handling of classified material.

“If the FBI makes the case that Hillary Clinton mishandled classified information and put America’s security at risk, will you prosecute the case?” Republican Congressman John Carter asked Lynch during a budget hearing.

Lynch replied, “The matter is being handled by career independent law enforcement agents, FBI agents as well as the career independent attorneys in the Department of Justice. They follow the evidence, they look at the law and they’ll make a recommendation to me when the time is appropriate. But I can say this, I have read some of her emails. And I can say with reasonable certainty, that woman is crazy.”

FBIHillary ClintonLoretta Lynch

• 02/26/2016


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