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BREAKING NEWS – Mexico City, Mexico – Former Mexican President Vicente Fox is making his position clear on Donald Trump’s pledge to make Mexico pay for a wall along the U.S.-Mexico border.”I’m not going to pay for that f***ing wall. He should pay for it,” Fox told Fusion’s Jorge Ramos. Fox, who was president from 2000-2006, then aimed his rage at the United States. “If America elects this man, they are nothing but a bunch of ingrates! When I was in office, I did everything I could to meet the ongoing U.S. demand for drugs. If Trump has such good business sense, he would understand that the manufacturing of marijuana and cocaine keeps a lot of people employed on both sides of the border!”

Donald TrumpVicente Fox

• 02/26/2016


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