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BREAKING NEWS – Exeter, New Hampshire – Panic among some Democrats about Hillary Clinton running into trouble with Bernie Sanders is spreading so rapidly that the idea of drafting Vice President Joe Biden is popping up yet again. A prominent backer of the “Draft Biden 2016” movement, Tulsa businessman Bill Bartmann, fired off an email to several dozen Democratic allies musing about the possibility of reviving the push for Biden. In his email, Bartmann specifically cited as an impetus for his concern a new national poll showing a steep dive for Clinton, who just barely beat Sanders in Iowa and now trails him by double digits here in New Hampshire. He concluded the email with a brief poem which read:

“We must get Biden right away
Hillary is not who we desire
I wish we could swap them out today
We prefer the idiot over the liar”

 

Bernie SandersHillary ClintonJoe Biden

• February 8, 2016


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