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BREAKING NEWS – Santa Clara, California – Beyoncé stirred things up during the Super Bowl halftime show — with two dozen black beret- and Afro-topped backup dancers paying tribute to a different kind of Panther. The 34-year-old megastar’s crew was dressed in homage to the Black Panther Party, at one point joining her in giving millions of viewers a black-power salute as she belted out her new politically charged power anthem, “Formation.” She later stated that she decided on her wardrobe to reflect her anti-gun position because she feels no citizen should own a firearm. When asked about why she had bullets on her sleeves, Beyoncé explained that she was wearing them to promote her upcoming concert that’s sponsored by the NRA.

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• February 9, 2016


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