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BREAKING NEWS – Vellore, India – The Tamil Nadu government has announced that a meteorite crashed into an engineering college, killing one man and injuring three others, according to The Times of India. “The object that police have recovered from the site would have to undergo chemical analysis” to confirm its origin, said the dean of the institute, Prof. G.C. Anupama. She said that while it was rare for meteors to reach the ground before burning up in the atmosphere, it happens. “The really ironic thing”, said Anupama “is that all four people were hit as they were at home watching the dvd “Skyfall”.

• February 10, 2016


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