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BREAKING NEWS – Shelton, Washington – Chocolate Fantasies have announced their latest creation, which is a four inch chocolate foot that sells for $3.50 each. Lori Kessler who is the owner of the store stated that, “We want to be known as the company that has something for everyone, and to increase our desirability by targeting specific groups with some diverse products. This year we are trying to appeal to romantic cannibals.”

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• February 12, 2016


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