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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – During this election cycle, two men in the Windy City are in a bitter campaign, with each one accusing the other of running nasty malicious attack ads. They are fighting for the job County Dog Catcher, and local newspapers are saying both of them are guilty of mutt slinging.

• February 16, 2016


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