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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Some of Hillary Clinton’s personal medical files has now been leaked to the public, and the information is like something out of the tv series the “X-Files’. According to reports, the results of her recently barking like a dog at a rally in Nevada, may have something to do with while recently talking to voters in a rural community, she was bitten by a wolf. Her campaign manager said the rumor is not true, but said “no comment” to the abrupt rescheduling of all Clinton’s future debates when there is a full moon.

Hillary Clinton

• February 18, 2016


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