Unconfirmed Breaking News
A (mis)trusted news source for over One 25th of a century

PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

BREAKING NEWS

BREAKING NEWS – Mexico City, Mexico – Speaking from Mexico as he departed from a weeklong tour in which he spoke before millions, Pope Francis I took a direct shot at Donald Trump, who has made his plan to build a wall and make Mexico pay for it a centerpiece of his campaign. “If this man is considering building walls on the southern border, he is not a Christian and this is not the Gospel” said the Pope. When asked on why the Vatican is surrounded by walls, the Pope responded, “The wall itself is not the issue, it’s the reason why they were constructed. Trump wants them to stop immigrants from entering the U.S. that are seeking a better life. The Vatican has walls to protect nervous priests who are hiding from parents that have hurled violent threats at them for ‘improperly’ touching their sons.”

Donald TrumpPope Francis I

• February 19, 2016


Previous Post

Next Post

Leave a Reply

Or