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BREAKING NEWS – Las Vegas, Nevada – While talking to Scott Pelley from CBS, Hillary Clinton was questioned regarding her honesty, when he asked if she has ever lied to the public. “Have I ever?” she answered. “I don’t believe I ever have.” And with mongoose-like reflexes, she immediately ducked as a lightning bolt that shot through the ceiling missing her head by a fraction of an inch, ended up hitting and killing a cameraman. One hour later after the body was removed and the interview continued, she was asked again if she ever lied to the public. This time she took a long pause and nervously said, “no comment”.

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• February 22, 2016


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