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BREAKING NEWS – Tallahassee, Florida – Sen. Ted Cruz’s national spokesman Rick Tyler doubled-down on accusations that the campaign Photoshopped an image of Florida Sen. Marco Rubio and President Obama. When pressed repeatedly by host Martha McCallum from Fox News about the image and the noticeable inaccurate height difference between the two men, Tyler gave this explanation. “The image was not Photoshopped and the meeting happened between the two men immediately following a White House party that had a 70’s theme. If we had a full body shot you would see at that time Rubio was in sandals, and President Obama was wearing platforms.”

Fox NewsMarco RubioPresident ObamaTed Cruz

• February 22, 2016


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