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BREAKING NEWS – Las Vegas, Nevada – Democratic presidential candidate Hillary Clinton is now said to be genuinely concerned about being prosecuted from possible charges from the FBI, if Donald Trump gets elected. According to an unnamed source in her camp, she is currently looking for a place to move where she feels comfortable that she cannot be extradited, and she recently contacted NASA to see if there are any late November flights to the International Space Station.

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• February 24, 2016


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