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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – When Ibrahim al Qosi was released from Guantanamo Bay in 2012, a lawyer for the former Osama bin Laden aide said he looked forward to living a life of peace in his native Sudan. Three years later, Qosi has emerged as a prominent voice of Al Qaeda in the Arabian Peninsula, praising Osama bin Laden and encouraging more violence in several videos. President Obama who was instrumental in getting him released was outraged and stated, “He promised me and he swore up and down that he wouldn’t do this and he did it anyway. I will never trust the word of terrorists again!” Obama is now retaliating by seeking a court order to have Qosi’s account suspended at youtube.

Al QaedaGuantánamo BayOsama bin LadenPresident Obama

• 02/24/2016


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