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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – After Donald Trump won 46% of the votes in the Nevada Caucus, the RNC who has publicly rejected the front runner, has now agreed to change the rules to get the nomination, per the suggestions of Marco Rubio and Ted Cruz. The nominee still has to be a registered member of the Republican Party and still has to acquire 1237 delegates. But the new rule requires the winner to confirm that at least one of their parents are of Latino descent.

Donald TrumpMarco RubioTed Cruz

• 02/24/2016


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  1. admin 02/24/2016 - 9:35 PM

    You beat me to the punch on the “afternoon” typo. Thank you for your suggestions on the décor and busting it up on the ancient TV.

    I hope I beat u at cards today.

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