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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Mitt Romney is going after Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump for not yet releasing his taxes. Trump responded by saying after the 2012 election, Romney single handedly redefined the word “loser”. Romney fired back stating, “That I would never want to be known as a ‘bully’, but I don’t mind being labeled as a wimp for being cowardly and and scared to mix it up with President Obama during our debates. I was being called offensive names daily for a few months after the election by my own family members, yet they still respect me, for the most part.” Trump then went after Romney’s faith, promising within 2 two years, he plans on buying the Mormon Temple in Salt Lake City, and changing it into a five star hotel with an adjacent golf course.

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• 02/29/2016


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