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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I have a cousin that is so superstitious, that in my opinion he needs some serious mental help. He keeps a four leaf clover and a rabbit’s foot in his pockets at all time, he never walks under ladders, he’s terrified to cross a black cat, and he refuses to go outside on Friday the 13th. So I plan on talking to him this afternoon and encourage him to get the counseling that he desperately needs. Fortunately my horoscope says it’s a good day for me in regards to human interactions, and hopefully my aunt won’t tell him my intentions ahead of time and jinx the whole thing. What the…

Life through Blake's eyes

• February 6, 2016


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