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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

Life through Blake’s eyes…

My neighbor who is very resourceful and creative, came up with an ingenious idea. When his father accidentally fell and broke one of the molars on his dentures, my neighbor made a non-toxic adhesive that bonded everything back together like new. He’s thinking about getting a patent, and currently both of us are trying to figure out what to call the paste he made for a tooth.

Life through Blake's eyes

• February 20, 2016


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