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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

Life through Blake’s eyes…

I pride myself on having a keen ability to read women early on in a relationship. I remember a few years ago, I went on a blind date with a women and we met at the beach. After I noticed that she would constantly wade in about two feet of water, that was a sign to me that she was probably shallow. (I recently changed psychiatrists after I got tired of my previous one calling me a misguided worthless loser, however his rates were pretty reasonable).

Life through Blake's eyes

• February 21, 2016


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