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Life through Blake’s eyes…

With age, often comes wisdom. My nephew when he was 6 years old, told me that when he grew up he wanted to be a professional pickpocket. Now that he’s 17, he changed his mind and said he just wants to be semi-pro. (Even though I know he’d still be a crook, in Chicago especially with the history of my family and relatives, we’re proud with that minuscule level of social progress. What the…)

Life through Blake's eyes

• 02/27/2016


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