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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Some of Hillary Clinton’s personal medical files has now been leaked to the public,…

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BREAKING NEWS – Siliguri, India – Bystanders watch as a wild elephant struck with a tranquilizer dart in its back…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – During a press conference, the top White House spokesman said that President Obama “regrets”…

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Daily Photos & Art

Self portrait by Ashley Straker AFRICAN AMERICAN ART AND ARTISTS  (15 of 25)

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BREAKING NEWS – Reno, Nevada – During a rally held by democratic candidate Hillary Clinton, she begins barking like a…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – Taylor Swift used her acceptance speech for Album of the Year at Monday…

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BREAKING NEWS – London, England – Tom Cruise made a surprise appearance at the BAFTA (British Academy of Film and…

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Breakfast in Bed by Henry Battle AFRICAN AMERICAN ART AND ARTISTS  (14 of 25)

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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – During this election cycle, two men in the Windy City are in a bitter…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Major General James Martin, deputy assistant secretary for budget under the US Air Force’s…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Kanye West may be used to living the good life, but…

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Art by Paul Davey AFRICAN AMERICAN ART AND ARTISTS  (13 of 25)

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Shortly after his fashion show in Madison Square Garden, Kanye West…

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BREAKING NEWS – Hollywood, California – The unexpected continued massive appeal of the American science fiction horror drama television series…

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BREAKING NEWS – Ames, Iowa – A Hillary Clinton supporter is seen talking to the democratic presidential candidate as she…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I have a post Valentine’s Day question for you… sort of. My boyfriend and I had to celebrate…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

When I used to work for the government, it would always bother me when someone would touch anything on my…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I really value your advice and hope you can help. My boyfriend of three years broke up with…

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