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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Meteorologists nationwide are now stating that the ACLU has gone too far with their political correctness. The civil rights organization is now referring to people that say negative things about the sun as “solar bigots”. They are also referring to people that prefer a cloudy day over seeing the light from our nearest star, as “a bunch of ray-cists!”

ACLU

• March 29, 2016


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