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BREAKING NEWS – San Diego, California – Officials at the San Diego Zoo have now acknowledged that a growing amount of their captive creatures are displaying human characteristics. They explained that on a daily basis, many of their animals are sending to other animals, nude selfies.

• March 30, 2016


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