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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I had a strange dream the other day, and I was wondering if it was God trying to tell me that He had a sense of humor. I was dreaming that I was watching the Almighty create the earth as stated in Genesis 1:3-5.

And God said, “Let there be light,” and there was light. God saw that the light was good, and he separated the light from the darkness. God called the light “day,” and the darkness he called “night.” And there was evening, and there was morning—the first day.

So during my vision, I suggested to God that He called the beginning of the evening “dusk”, and that He should also give the beginning of the morning a name.

God looked at me and said, “Been there, dawn that.”

Christian HumorLife through Blake's eyes

• March 27, 2016


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