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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I have a friend of mine that’s a miner in West Virginia and has been one for more than 20…

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Finally Pilate handed him over to them to be crucified. So the soldiers took charge of Jesus. Carrying his own cross,…

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BREAKING NEWS – Ann Arbor, Michigan – Domino’s has demonstrated the world’s first autonomous pizza delivery drone. The bug-eyed vehicle…

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BREAKING NEWS – Buenos Aires, Argentina – First, he caught heat for doing the wave alongside Cuba’s dictator — while…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – A JetBlue flight attendant who allegedly fled Los Angeles International Airport after being…

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BREAKING NEWS – Ann Arbor, Michigan – Before being sentenced after getting convicted for unlawful imprisonment and carrying a concealed…

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BREAKING NEWS – Wimberley, Texas – A year ago, mother-of-two Jennifer Cutrona was off running on her favorite trail near…

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BREAKING NEWS – London, England – Scientists have deduced the possible reason humans tend to close their eyes while kissing….

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Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery But today is a gift, that’s why it’s called the “present”

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BREAKING NEWS – Salt Lake City, Utah – Ted Cruz wins big in the west after garnishing 69% of the…

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BREAKING NEWS – Ghouta, Syria – An undercover cop rides passed an unlicensed street vendor before later arresting him. The…

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U.S. & World History – The U.S. correctional system has an interesting background. In the late 1800’s inmates could be…

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BREAKING NEWS – Spokane, Washington – Former President Bill Clinton slammed what he called the “awful legacy of the last…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – More than a decade after his mysterious disappearance investigators claim the former partner…

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BREAKING NEWS – Fort Leavenworth, Kansas – The Obama administration is emptying the military’s Guantánamo Bay detention facility of avowed…

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BREAKING NEWS – Manchester, New Hampshire – Bernie Sanders is now accusing Hillary Clinton of trying to “one-up” him as…

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BREAKING NEWS – Rome, Italy – Pope Francis I is photographed confessing during the penitential celebration in St. Peter’s Basilica….

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