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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – Salt Lake City, Utah – In a blistering attack at the Hinckley Institute inside the University of…

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BREAKING NEWS – Miami, Florida – In an attempt to show their superiority over McDonald’s $12 McDonald’s mega-burger, Burger King…

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BREAKING NEWS – Detroit, Michigan – The republican debate in Motown was one of the most heated ones in history…

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TRAIN TRACKS IN SOUTH AMERICA

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BREAKING NEWS – Palo Alto, California – Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg admonished some employees of the social media giant who…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The Justice Department has reportedly granted immunity to a former State Department staffer who…

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BREAKING NEWS – Hollywood, California – Leonardo DiCaprio used his Oscar acceptance speech on Sunday to deliver a message about…

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SPRING FLOWERS IN A TEACUP

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – News outlets across America are now reporting a secret meeting that happened last night…

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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – A man weighing 175 pounds says he was forcibly removed from a flight because…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The ACLU is now threatening to sue cities nationwide for violating laws regarding the…

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SIGNS OF SPRING

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – Rosie O’Donnell, Al Sharpton, Jon Stewart, Whoopi Goldberg, Raven Symone, Samuel L. Jackson,…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Mitt Romney takes another swipe at Donald Trump for not immediately…

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BREAKING NEWS – Hollywood, California – Chris Rock’s monologue as he hosted the 2016 Oscars got mostly positive reviews. However…

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Happy Birthday from Unconfirmed Breaking News to everyone who was born in March. Birthstone: Aquamarine Zodiac signs: Pisces and Aries

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