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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Drones are known for their prowess in the skies, but thanks to some new developments at the Navy, they’ll soon be turning the open seas into their turf as well. A new video shows off an autonomous watercraft dreamed into reality from the Defense Advanced Research Projects Agency (DARPA). It will track and destroy unauthorized enemy vessels in U.S. waters, but many people that have had disastrous vacations on the ocean, are demanding that the Navy adds Carnival Cruise ships to their hit list.

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• April 6, 2016


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