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BREAKING NEWS – Miramar, Florida – Spirit Airlines may offer some dirt cheap airfare deals but when it comes to pleasing passengers, the carrier ranks dead last. They are known for their no-frills fares which means tickets are competitively priced—sometimes as low as $30 for a one-way trip. But the two biggest complaints from customers is none of their planes have bathrooms, and the rule that anyone who carries food onboard, must share it with the flight attendants upon request, if that particular route has any.

• 04/28/2016


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