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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I have always been a very ambitious person, and when I recently found out that Tungsten steel has the highest melting point of any metal, I came up with a business idea. I want to manufacture cell phones made out of that material and sell them to non-Christians on their death bed, so they will have the option of taking selfies in hell. (They will also have unlimited minutes, but I think the phone will be way too hot to hold it for more than a couple of seconds).

Christian HumorLife through Blake's eyes

• April 3, 2016


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