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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I didn’t know much about the bible when I first became a Christian. So when a friend of mine with a very warped since of humor told me that when I get baptized, the amount of time the pastor will hold me underwater would be based on the amount of sins I committed, I believed him. I will never forget the amount of stares I received along with the scattered snickering, when I approached the baptismal pool wearing scuba gear.

Christian HumorLife through Blake's eyes

• April 10, 2016


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