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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Fox News host Megyn Kelly and civil rights leader Al Sharpton…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Bernie Sanders says he is trailing Hillary Clinton in the Democratic presidential primary “because…

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INTERGALACTIC BLACK PEARLS

Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I am an introvert, shy, and anti-social. I am also a straight “A” student about to graduate high…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

Because I’ve always wanted to own a part of history, I purchased some ice from a street vendor, that he…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, Two good friends of mine who I enjoy hanging out with have started dating. While I’m really happy…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I am not as nearly as shy around a very attractive female as I was when I was a teenager….

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PIANO TO HEAVEN

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BREAKING NEWS – Buffalo, New York – During a rally at the First Niagara Center, Donald Trump was marked by…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Al Sharpton states that he is still disappointed that it will be Harriet Tubman’s…

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BREAKING NEWS – Salt Lake City, Utah – The state of Utah has now declared pornography a public health crisis….

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Prince ~ June 7, 1958 – April 21, 2016

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BREAKING NEWS – Memphis, Tennessee – A FedEx employee that took a nap, woke up and found that he had…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Streaming service Tidal was hit with a lawsuit alleging rapper Kanye…

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BREAKING NEWS – Atlanta, Georgia – Dr. Eric Walsh, a renowned public health expert who also serves as a lay…

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… on a blustery day

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BREAKING NEWS – Galicia, Spain – If you suspect that your significant other is bringing others into your bedroom, you…

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BREAKING NEWS – Stockholm, Sweden – A top Swedish government official Asa Romson, of the Green Party, is under fire…

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BREAKING NEWS – Rainer, Oregon – A sex education book full of illustrations called “It’s Perfectly Normal”, depicting sexual acts…

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