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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – Burlington, Vermont – Catholic parishioners in Vermont reportedly are seeking a federal probe into whether Bernie Sanders’…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – A survey done by the Los Angeles Times  has found that hundreds of…

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BREAKING NEWS – Moline, Illinois – Prince was rushed to a hospital early Friday morning after his jet made an…

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TYPICAL APRIL SHOWERS

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BREAKING NEWS – Amherst, Massachusetts – Most people lie in everyday conversation when they are trying to appear likable and…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – President Obama repeatedly vowed there would be no political influence over the Justice Department’s…

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BREAKING NEWS – Buenos Aires, Brazil – A mentally ill Brazilian man who has dedicated his life to trying to…

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THE SOOTHING SOUNDS OF NATURE

Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, One of the biggest joys in my life is spending time with my young grandchildren that are 5,…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I recently paid $3500 for an ancient document, to a man who was loitering outside of museum. It was in…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I am 17 years old and I am a below average student about to graduate high school… barely….

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

During our separation and before our divorce, my wife back then promised to max out my VISA, American Express, and…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – A high-level summit meeting in Midtown Manhattan, is the latest twist…

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BREAKING NEWS – Duluth, Minnesota – A policeman patrolling the Duluth-Two Harbors expressway had to give chase when his radar…

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BREAKING NEWS – Arlington, Virginia – Sesame Street unveils hijab-clad Muppet named Zari, who is a feminist from Afghanistan. According…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – According to Kate Andersen Brower’s bestseller “First Women: The Grace and Power of America’s…

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