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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – Houston, Texas – According to leaked top secret documents from NASA, advanced civilizations from other galaxies that…

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BREAKING NEWS – San Diego, California – While campaigning on the west coast, Bernie Sanders announces a plan that he…

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BREAKING NEWS – Beijing, China – A Chinese laundry detergent maker apologized for the harm caused by the spread of…

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DRIZZLING

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REAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Vice President Joe Biden weighs in on an article written by Kevin Jackson who…

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BREAKING NEWS – St. Andrews, Scotland – Steeped in mystery, the elusive, deep-sea-dwelling giant squid, with eyes the size of…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – A new finding by the State Department’s internal watchdog that Hillary Clinton clearly broke…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I’m a 29-year-old married doctor, but my heart is not in medicine. Plus, I’m three months pregnant with…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I fell asleep last night, while praying intensely for God to help me with my insomnia. I know He can…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I’m head-over-heels crazy for my boyfriend. We’ve been dating a year, but he’s only dropped the L-bomb, I…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

When I was around 7 or 8 years old, I was puny and scrawny, and the only person I could…

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REMEMBERING HIS FALLEN FRIENDS

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Senator Elizabeth Warren very critical of Donald Trump during a speech at the Center…

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BREAKING NEWS – Baltimore Maryland – Civil rights activist Al Sharpton announced that he is outraged that African-American Circuit Judge…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Democrats on Capitol Hill have discussed the possibility of removing Democratic National Committee chairwoman…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – A leaked memo from Hillary Clinton’s campaign has revealed her plan if she is…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – When customers buy Parmesan at their local supermarket, they expect it to be 100…

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