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BREAKING NEWS – Damascus, Syria – A drone strike in Syria killed a married American couple who’d pledged allegiance to the Islamic State terror group and worked to recruit new jihadis overseas and online. The husband and wife were identified as Abu Issa Al-Amriki and Umm Issa Al-Amrikiah. They did not reveal their birth names. The terror group frequently uses the name “Al-Amriki” to refer to Americans. In regards to the airstrike, a spokesman for ISIS has accused the U.S. military as “insensitive infidels that intentionally ruined a loving couple’s honeymoon.”

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• May 3, 2016


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