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BREAKING NEWS – Houston, Texas – According to leaked top secret documents from NASA, advanced civilizations from other galaxies that has monitored “earthlings” for centuries, has voted unanimously to quarantine our solar system. They jointly believe that the current level of stupidity on this planet is possibly a contagious disease, often referring to us “primitive imbeciles”.

NASA

• 05/31/2016


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