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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – Williamson, West Virginia – Democratic presidential candidate Hillary Clinton was confronted at a campaign stop in West…

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BREAKING NEWS – Indianapolis, Indiana – Senator Ted Cruz who has now suspended his campaign, is now admitting that the…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – According to an unnamed source in close to Hillary Clinton’s campaign, she has at…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – White House Press Secretary Josh Earnest defended comedian Larry Wilmore’s use of the n-word…

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BREAKING NEWS – Damascus, Syria – A drone strike in Syria killed a married American couple who’d pledged allegiance to…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – A petition started by the ACLU that has thousands of signatures by liberal pastors…

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BREAKING NEWS – Houston, Texas – Albert Moyer, a French teacher at Houston Independent School District’s Energy Institute High School,…

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BREAKING NEWS – Indianapolis, Indiana – Carly Fiorina’s decision to be Ted Cruz’s running mate if he gets the republican…

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BREAKING NEWS – Baltimore, Maryland – A man wearing a surgical mask and sunglasses and dressed as a hedgehog, or…

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Happy Birthday from Unconfirmed Breaking News to everyone who was born in May. Birthstone: Emerald Zodiac signs: Taurus and Gemini

Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I graduated from college two years ago with a master’s degree in Egyptology. I have over $40,000 in…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

A friend of mine from church recently took a drive with his new girlfriend in a mountainous region of the…

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