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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – A 2010 decision temporarily disabling State Department security features to accommodate Hillary Clinton’s private server effectively laid out a “welcome mat” for hackers and foreign intelligence services, according to Bob Gourley, former chief technology officer Defense Intelligence Agency. “When you turn off your defensive mechanisms and you’re connected to the Internet, you’re almost laying out the welcome mat for anyone to intrude and attack and steal your secrets.” Clinton responded to his assessment by saying, “In my opinion, CIA agents in covert operations around the globe are simply too sensitive regarding their real names, aliases, locations, and objectives. And the Pentagon even more so in regards to seeking targets for drones. The mindset of both organizations contradicts my concept of transparency.”

Hillary Clinton

• 06/28/2016


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