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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – Oakland, California – After the Cavaliers beat the Warriors in game 7, Stephen Curry’s wife Ayesha, repeated…

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ONCE YOU RETIRE, TIME OFTEN BECOMES IRRLEVANT

Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I am a huge fan of your website! And I need your help quickly or else I could…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

Since I have been a Christian, I have kept all of my bank statements. I made the decision decades ago…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I am a senior partner at a large law firm that is very successful. About a year ago…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

People, don’t fall for the current “rip-off” of a well-dressed man that asks you to draw all of your cash…

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AN AVERAGE SIZE ASTEROID COMPARED TO LOS ANGELES

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BREAKING NEWS – Oakland, California – Oakland District Attorney Nancy O’Malley who is a big fan of the Warriors, is…

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BREAKING NEWS – Tokyo, Japan – A new restaurant in Tokyo called “The Amrita” has strict rules to dining… all…

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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – A nasty court fight between Star Wars creator George Lucas and Mayor Rahm Emanuel…

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FLIGHT ATTENDANTS RELAXING

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BREAKING NEWS – Philadelphia, Pennsylvania – Black pastors “laid hands” on Clinton and prayed to “decree and declare the favor…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – A writer for the Huffington Post is defending his recent op-ed…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – “GMA Weekend” lifestyle anchor Sara Haines is in talks to take…

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GROWING SEXTUPLETS FROM COLUMBUS, OHIO

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BREAKING NEWS – Baltimore, Maryland – The judge in the trial of an officer charged in the death of Freddie…

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BREAKING NEWS – Orlando, Florida – Several American Civil Liberties Union (ACLU) attorneys took to Twitter to blame the “Christian…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – When Hillary Clinton won the New York primary in April, she…

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The world’s largest passenger ship, the Harmony of the Seas.

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