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BREAKING NEWS – Nice, France – Iceland pulled off one of the most astonishing results in the history of European soccer, knocking England out of the Euro 2016 finals. Playing at its first major international tournament, Iceland came from behind to win 2-1. The Icelandic players who are used to living in subzero temperatures, said that the most difficult things they had to deal with on the the field, was getting used to the heat, and having to constantly adjust their wool underwear.

• 06/30/2016


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