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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – Grey’s Anatomy star Jesse Williams acceptance speech for a Humanitarian Award at the 2016 BET, quickly got political, and concluded with a standing ovation. “I would encourage everyone out there to vote, and not for Donald Trump because he is too unpredictable” he began. “Hillary Clinton does not have an honest bone in her body, but she is predictable and I am backing her all the way. We know she will lie about anything and everything, and my comfort is with her consistency. I urge everyone to emphatically support her and her predictable deceptions in November. We won’t have buyers remorse because we know what exactly we are getting!”

Donald TrumpHillary Clinton

• 06/29/2016


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